¡Tu Madre!
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scarletwebs:

yomammageddon:

scarletwebs:

"Well then we’re glad that’s not what really happened." Ben told him.

"Oh man I already wanna be with death, but bein’ stuck as /that/? That would make me beg like a baby for death to take me." He sighed, "But yeah, at least it didn’t really happen."

"Now when you say you want to beg like a baby for death to TAKE you…what’s that supposed to mean?"

"We’ve got this weird relationship thing goin’ on. We dig each other but the timing just isn’t right… And there’s the whole regenerating thing." He does a dismissive hand movement, "Details."

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scarletwebs:

"Well then we’re glad that’s not what really happened." Ben told him.

"Oh man I already wanna be with death, but bein’ stuck as /that/? That would make me beg like a baby for death to take me." He sighed, "But yeah, at least it didn’t really happen."

victorybringer:

yomammageddon:

"Wow. Three kids?" Deadpool probably wasn’t the best to leave around your children but he would be his best around Sigyn’s. "I’m guessing Loki’s the doner?" He snickered and let her continue speaking. She looked sad but he didn’t press her because he remembered that didn’t work out too well for him in the past."You got any pictures of ‘em?"

He had no idea what she was talking about but he nodded anyway. “I’m alright, trying to find some work and get back to the good ol’ days. Nothing as exciting as being a parent though.” He smiled at her, knowing she would be a wonderful parent.

"Why don’t you come and meet them in person instead? The twins are watching over the baby back at the apartment. Loki’s still in Asgard, unfortunately."

Sigyn considered his statement. “Well, I may have some people who could have use for your talents. I’ll need to see though.”

"The twins you had last year are watching the baby? Look I ain’t no expert Sigyn but I don’t think babies watching babies is a good idea." Then he heard that Loki was away and he was all game. "Yeah I’d love to see the kids."

"That’d be great, I’d appreciate it." He smiled at her. He had nearly forgotten how wonderful this literal goddess was. She was sweet when she needed to be and full of fire. He definitely liked being on her good side.

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scarletwebs:

"At least you get a movie." The Scarlet Spider responded. "I doubt they’d ever make a movie featuring the Clone of Spider-Man."

"I could see it happening.. Sure you won’t be the star but you could be a good plot device." He crossed his arms and pondered a moment. "I don’t even consider the abomination they made me be even me. It was nothin’ like me! He couldn’t even talk! I mean what were they thinking? My nickname is ‘The Merc with a Mouth’!"

asiraiparthenopaeus:

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"A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth."

"Any limb that’s fully functioning is personal growth in my opinion!"

forgottengoddess:

yomammageddon:

"My bad! Totally snuck my way in there, ninja style, and tried to make myself some coffee. Long story short and one very pissed off cat later, It’s broken."

" —— There was a cat? Actually, I do not need to know. I will have to have Betsy increase the security for the school."

"Oh yeah trust me, you don’t wanna know." He smirks at her, "Oh come on, you and I both know if I want to be in there I will find a way in there."

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scarletwebs:

yomammageddon:

scarletwebs:

"Andrew Garfield?" Ben asked, clearly confused. "If anyone looks like he could be Spidey, I’d say it’s that Tobey Maguire dude."
Looking Deadpool over, he then said,

"Since we’re both readjusting, how about we hang out?"

"Maybe, but the writers are doing tons better in the new movies.. Plus Toby looks horrible when he cries. And don’t get me started on the venom movie." He blinks at Ben, "Whoa wait you know about those movies too?" He’s too used to people disregarding the fact that he breaks the fourth wall.

"Yeah man, that’s cool. But you’re probably gonna get a lot of strange looks while hangin’ out with me."

"Yeah man, they make adaptations of our lives all the time. That Marvel Comics place that makes money off of us while screwing up the details of our lives."

"You’re telling me. Have you even seen X-men Origins: Wolverine? I’m totally cool with Ryan Reynolds playing me, but they really butchered my character! I don’t think the writers ever read a single one of my comics."

victorybringer:

Sigyn laughed. “Thank you, darling,” she said. “I am good. And healthy.” She tilted her head, putting a finger to her chin. “Let’s see, two years… such a short amount of time… I gave birth to three children — the twins and my little girl a year after that — and Loki and I… well, we became the rulers of Asgard after…”

Her expression saddened a moment before she shook her head. “Never mind, it’s too much to explain. Needless to say I’m the Allmother now. There was a bit of a nasty incident with a Nightmare King, but he seems to have slunk back into that cave of his, so no worries there.

"Really, everything is… wonderful," she said with a happy sigh. "And what of yourself?"

"Wow. Three kids?" Deadpool probably wasn’t the best to leave around your children but he would be his best around Sigyn’s. "I’m guessing Loki’s the doner?" He snickered and let her continue speaking. She looked sad but he didn’t press her because he remembered that didn’t work out too well for him in the past."You got any pictures of ‘em?"

He had no idea what she was talking about but he nodded anyway. “I’m alright, trying to find some work and get back to the good ol’ days. Nothing as exciting as being a parent though.” He smiled at her, knowing she would be a wonderful parent.

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scarletwebs:

"Andrew Garfield?" Ben asked, clearly confused. "If anyone looks like he could be Spidey, I’d say it’s that Tobey Maguire dude."
Looking Deadpool over, he then said,

"Since we’re both readjusting, how about we hang out?"

"Maybe, but the writers are doing tons better in the new movies.. Plus Toby looks horrible when he cries. And don’t get me started on the venom movie." He blinks at Ben, "Whoa wait you know about those movies too?" He’s too used to people disregarding the fact that he breaks the fourth wall.

"Yeah man, that’s cool. But you’re probably gonna get a lot of strange looks while hangin’ out with me."